Oh, the joys of creativity gone awry
BE(A)ST. Thank you, Austin.love it.
I forgot how hard I fell for this scene as a little kid. I used to dream about locking myself up in a library like this and never coming out.
Do you ever read something and feel like it’s you they’re talking about?
Okay, okay, cheesy topic, I know, but StumbleUpon does that every once in a while. I’d like to do a lot of this with my friends though, kinda tempted to make a check list and start doing some of these…
A parasite that replaces your tongue. That’s some seriously scary shit! I know, it’s sort of like the parasitic fungi that attacks bugs, commandeers their brain and bodies and uses them like a living vehicle, it doesn’t effect humans, but its still scary.
Can you imagine the ridiculousness that might ensue if it jumped the species gap?
Isn’t it remarkable to see what has and hasn’t changed in almost 40 years?
Truth. Why is it that we can put so much into causes, but we can’t take care of our own people? Before you go talking about being healthy and happy in the good ol’ U.S. of A., I want you to stop thinking. Call a doctor’s office. Call the university health center. Ask them how much, out of pocket. The last medical procedure you had was.
I paid $20 for vaccinations at a county health center, because I was 18. It went up to $40 once I turned 19. I paid $150 for a filling, because the dentist is an old family friend and gave us a 50% discount. I’m staring at several grand to have wisdom teeth removed, not counting pain killers.
We’ve a developed country. It’s bullshit that I could afford a designer bag, jeans, and top with my basic job, but I cant afford to take care of myself. Utter bovine excrement, ladies and gentlemen.
My inner 10 year old wants one of these. So tempting!
ween these two products of nature, the former produces unpalatable fruit flesh, and the latter is far too seedy for enjoyable consumption. Nonetheless, these closely related plants occasionally cross-pollinate and spawn seedlings which grow into sterile, half-breed banana plants. Some te
–Damn Interesting • The Unfortunate Sex Life of the Banana
Learn something new, its good for you.
That’s clever, but still so sad…
Baby Boomers: A bunch of self-entitled whiney bitches
There’s a new trend lately to have Boomer authors excoriate the younger generations, blaming them for everything from the bad economy to cancer. Even as old lawyers blame the young for their problems, we get new data on how many nations are facing a lost generation of youth who can’t find gainful employment.
The fun part about all of this is that the Boomers are the biggest group of pampered bitches ever to grace our fair planet. They were handed a hopeful world reconstructed after World War II by a generation that felt widespread suffering, loss, and sacrifice. The so-called “Greatest Generation” knew what it was like to be poor, and to suffer in the throes of war, and so they protected their children from those realities to a large extent and set up social safety nets (Social Security, etc) so that their children wouldn’t have to suffer as they did.
What did the Boomers do? They took a massive shit on everything. Riding infrastructure created by their predecessors (while doing nothing to improve or maintain it), Boomers have raped and pillaged the planet, promulgating a “me, me, me” attitude of narcissism and greed that has resulted in all of us now, basically, being fucked from seven different directions. Social safety net? Fuck that! Bleed it dry! Run it into the ground! War? Let’s have more of it! And their generation of money-addicted vampires continues to keep a death grip on the reigns of power, refusing to let us have our turn until we’ve driven twelve stakes into their cold, dead hearts.
Now faced with living in the coming apocalypse (partly because with their money they can afford to be kept alive beyond their years, and partly because they were SO greedy they couldn’t postpone the inevitable and leave the rest of us holding the bag en toto), the Boomers are fighting back! It’s not their fault, it’s their lazy, greedy, unskilled kids who are doing all of the damage! Aside from the insanity of claiming that 20-30 year olds have any say in anything, we too are a product of our world. We grew up in a fantasy land where we were lied to about how to succeed, promised jobs and opportunities built on fraud and fables, and loaded up with expectations that we were never given the tools or access to fulfill. So yes, perhaps this all IS our fault, our fault for buying into the prevarications of a generation of criminals and hucksters, of narcissists so full of themselves that they would rather the world go down with them than leave something worthwhile behind when they die.
Echoing Squashed, y’all Boomers can eat a bag of dicks.
Gen-X’ers figured this out a long time ago. Which is why they call us slackers. But hey, why trust someone else’s dream for your future? That, my friends, is the lesson of Gen-X.
Excellent points, though maybe a little more extreme. It’d be nice to see a little less raw anger and a little more thought out argument. Sharpened knives dig deeper than a flurry of scratches, after all. While Gen X might have figured it our already, Gen Y is the group that’s really getting fucked and they’re only starting to realize it. We got all the same promises as Gen X and even worse conditions to try to fufill them in.
We’ve come to fruition when there’s nothing left in the soil to pull from. It’s no wonder there’s so many fucking weeds.

